Terminate SCP-682

See this ugly bastard? He's below this. He's damn near invincible, and he adapts to any attempt to destroy him.Your job is to come up with a way to kill him. The jist is come up with an attempt, and the person below will make the results. So on and so forth. BEGIN!

I'll start us off.
Attempt: Throw it at North Korea.

Result: It arrives back 2 years later, and gets increased stamina from all the walking/swimming

Attempt: Throw Melonions at it until it chokes to death

Result: SCP-682 managed to shoot a devastating melon laser at Site-19, releasing SCP-173 and a few SCP-1000 into the Mojave Desert.
<-SCP-173 snaps people's necks if they blink. SCP-1000 can kill you if you look at it for too long.
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