I BLAME ____ FOR ____

Basically, I was playing GhostCraft, then I started this fad, now I want to share you this "game".
Basically, you say the name of the person above you, then blame him for something ridiculous.
For example: I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR STARTING THIS THREAD!
May the worst excuse win!

EDIT: Some people ain't doing it right. HERE ARE THE RULES YOU STUPIDS (jk i love u)
1. Blame the person ABOVE YOU!! Don't blame Lazertester, God, Morgan Freeman etc.
2. TYPE IN ALL CAPS pls. "i blame jetmotor for blah blah blah", YOU SOUND BORING!!
3. USE THESE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. PLEASE USE EM!!!!
4. Please do not use over used jokes "I blame jetmotor for blaming blah blah blah for blaming blah blah blah" it has been used. before. many times.

Milestones:
10th Post: July 2nd - Jetmotor
50th Post: July 6th - Downtown_24
5th Page: July 28th - Jetmotor
100th Post: August 4th - ViperishFrog
10th Page: August 8th - Enser222
200th Post: August 8th - NikkoTheNeko
20th Page: September 2nd - NikkoTheNeko
500th Post: October 8th - Wunderpus
50th Page: December 23rd - Thhomas101

*****1000th POST: DECEMBER 26TH - SOULOFCOOKIES*****

75th Page: February 21th - NikkoTheNeko
1500th Post: February 22th - Jetmotor

*****100th PAGE: 30TH MARCH - JETMOTOR*****

*****2000th POST: 2ND APRIL - JETMOTOR*****

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY (IRRELVANT)

150th page: 6th August - Jetmotor.

HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Goals:
5000th Post
300th Page

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR STARTING THIS THREAD!

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR STEALING THE LAST PINEAPPLE!

I BLAME XIANIAC FOR SAYING THAT I DID, IT WAS A SECRET

I blame jetmotor for keeping secrets!

I BLAME FLATROCK FOR NOT TYPING IN CAPS!

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR EAVESDROPPING WHEN I WHISPERED MY BLAME OF HIM FOR KEEPING SECRETS.

I BLaME FLATrOCk FOR EATInG JEtmOTORS pINEAPPlE!

I BLAME XIANAIC FOR LETTING ME EAT THE PINEAPPLE BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO PINEAPPLE. I AM SENDING XIANAIC THE HOSPITAL BILL.

I BLAME YOU GUYS FOR NOT MAKING SENSE

I BLAME FLATroCk FOR nOt SendIng ME THE hoSpitAL BIlL!

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR USING A SPOON TO SNEAK UP ON THE CAKE. (YOU DIDN'T SAY WE HAD TO MAKE SENSE)

I BLAme FLAtroCk FOr BEINg fLAt As A rOCk!

I BLAME XIANAIC FOR REFUSING TO SIGN FOR THE CERTIFIED LETTER THAT CONTAINS THE HOSPITAL BILL AND FOR DISCRIMINATING AGAINST PLAYERS WITH A FLAT ASPECT.

I BLAME YOU GUYS NOT HAVING A CUSTOM PROFILE PICTURE

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR CALLING ME A GUY.

I BLAME jEtMOTOR fOR NOT KNOWINg THAT THE PICTURe dOWNLoADdINg IS BRoKEN

I BLAME YOU GUYS NOT KNOWING IT WORKS WITH "SOME" PICTURES

I BLAME JETMOTOR FOR DEMANDING THAT XIANAIC AND I PROVIDE HIM WITH "SOME" PICTURES OF A CERTAIN NATURE.

I BLAME FLATROCK FOR MAKING ME QUESTION HIS/HER POST