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Corrupt a wish

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by S_Pest, Feb 10, 2014.

Corrupt a wish
  1. Clod_owo Silver

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    lmao hello old friends


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    You are a genie that can't grant him/herself wishes so he/she has to ask another genie for a wish, you and the genie has one goal, grant a wish, but this wish, isn't just a wish, it's a wish, that is corrupt...

    Rules:
    1. In your post, you have to corrupt the persons wish above you and then post your own wish in the same post.
    2. No double posts.
    3. Always start your corruption with " granted".
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    Examples:
    Player 1 (Post 1): I wish that I was platinum.

    Player 2 (Post 2): Granted, but the platinum only lasts for one day.
    I wish I had all the chocolate cake in the world.

    Player 3 (Post 3): Granted, but you instantly die eating your first piece of cake.
    I wish for a new computer.

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    Remember:
    Always remember to grant the above wish and make your own wish.
    If somebody didn't make a wish, don't grant anything, just make your own wish.
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    Etc, etc.
    Have fun corrupting people's wishes!

    I'll start off:
    I wish I was rich.

  2. pen_dragon Regular Member

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    Granted : But then the money get gets stolen

    Give me a goat.
  3. GenjiMain_ Silver

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    granted, but it dies the next day

    i want a fluttershy plushie
  4. Clod_owo Silver

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    Granted, but it turns out to be a brain-eating zombie Unicorn.

    I wish I was a potato.
  5. GenjiMain_ Silver

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    granted but then someone eats you then you get pooped out in a sewer formed as diarrhea

    i wish i was dead
  6. Boburt314 Regular Member

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    Granted: But you will become my zombie slave.

    I wish I was good at PvP.
  7. kyogyu Regular Member

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    Granted, but you will only be able to beat an afk player.
    I wish I didnt make a wish.
  8. grynmoor Platinum

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    Granted, you now have to make a horrible wish granted.

    I wish I got set on fire, put out, then set on fire again.
  9. Clod_owo Silver

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    Granted, but you are put our with oil.

    I wish to come in like a wrecking ball
  10. kyogyu Regular Member

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    Granted, but you only go in 1/100 of the way and noone sees your stripped body.
    I wish that I wish that I said "Your wreaking ball is made out of cake" instead of the above text.
  11. Clod_owo Silver

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    Granted, but potato? (wait what)
    I wish that mattsm20 could gift me a my little pony!
  12. GenjiMain_ Silver

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    granted, but i don't since i get bored of people calling me matt rather then Casandra. (my real name is better than my brothers name)
  13. Robobot1747 Regular Member

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    Granted, you wished for nothing, so now you are nothing and no longer exist.
    I wish people in Annihilation were not idiots.
  14. Clod_owo Silver

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    Granted, but instead of bring idiots, they are all sore losers that hack
    I wish I was such amaze.
  15. TestCardGirl Platinum

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    Granted, but new statistics show you are below amaze-level.

    I wish for a broccoli-shaped submarine.
  16. time_lord_kronos Gold

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    Granted but there's a leak in it so when you use it you sink and drown
    I wish I had telekinesis
  17. Boburt314 Regular Member

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    Granted, but it sometimes fails and you get Yoda talking in your head non-stop.

    I wish I had a mustache.
  18. Tyrone_the_Nigga Gold

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    Granted.
    Mustache is Hitler Mustache. You may never shave it.
    I want to be the worst thing possible.
  19. Boburt314 Regular Member

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    Granted, but you are unstable and decay into pure awesomeness after 48 hours.

    I wish people understood that that was Charlie Chaplin's mustache and Hitler stole it, and that it is not a bad thing.
  20. Tyrone_the_Nigga Gold

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    Granted.
    But you have a massive swastika tattooed on your face.
    I wish you realized that my wish made me win.

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