So you fell neekid on the floor. (im actualy oosing et as idea rite nao) Well at least have peripheral vision. Hey, look at that thing on your side- oh, yeah, just kidding.
After a shower I dry everything off then step out. You know so you don't bust your shit stepping on tile
Didn't know I was appealing at all in the first place. Oh god it's infecting me. THE VINTAGE VIRUS. *Cough* *cough* Tellen you bloody hipste... *dies*
Wow your better at drawing! Can you draw a picture of my skin? http://www.hcfactions.net/index.php?action=playersearch&player=Livelypopularssj
I cannot force myself to do something that I consider a chore, and anyway, I've never shown interests in anthropomorphic navy cats.
she ate the brownie like an hour before the video. She said "do you think it kicked in yet?" And Kyle said "well let's test your reflexes" and started tickling her
i got bored and decided to read people's walls..... except for yours. i don't want to waste a week just to read your huge wall
I just got a TD Platinum card that can buy anything for free in 5 purchases. I'm gonna fly to Manchester and buy your family, if that'd be okay for you. And the chickens. So how much are you asking for your family?
Sorry, you'll have to go buy someone else's family. Nikko's, his mum's hot (I don't know what she looks like and he insists she isn't but she's hot).
Genuinely, fuck them. "Hey I have an issue' "You know I'm not sure if this is an issue that can be helped in chat so could er could an admin clarify this" "Oh look such and such-a-body is online hey can you just help?" "Oh okay uh anybody?" "Oh" "Okay"
"Welcome to Shoutbocks, how may I help you?" "Oh yeah, I need to get unstuck, my coords are-" "Ooooh, I'm sorry, I don't feel like doing my job... so I'm just gonna ban you until I feel better about myself, okay?"
"Let's just call the useful people" http://i.imgur.com/9TnaMRA.gif "nah i dont feel like being a good admin"